Stupid Quotes – Take 3

 

“The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe.”
– Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.

“It is white.”
– George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
– George Gobel

“I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.”
– Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

“Does the album have any songs you like that aren’t on it?
– Harry News, music reviewer

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