“Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.”
– Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm
“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.”
– Alan Minter, Boxer
“How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.”
– Anonymous Manufacturer
“During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails.”
– AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
“Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.”
– Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
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