Murphy’s Technology Law #1: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
- #2: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
- #3: Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
- #4: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
- #5: An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing.
- #6: Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he’ll have to touch to be sure.
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