Punny – Take 4

Dr. David Friedman

Dr. David Friedman

Puns for Educated Minds

 

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
‘Keep off the Grass.’

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

 

Thanks to Marsha Koenig for her email.

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