Punny – Take 2

Puns for Educated Minds – thanks to an email from Marsha Koenig

Dr. David Friedman

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be
stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.