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“My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.
The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please. I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes.”
I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do that second week.
I’ve lost my mind and I’m pretty sure my wife took it!”
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