Reflections – Take 2

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“I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
 
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet…
 
I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
 
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
 
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment… now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
 
The biggest lie I tell myself  is… “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”‘